La Vie Est Belle! ♥

asteezzy:

Girls have the boobs. Personally I think boobs are annoying, you gotta spend a bunch of money on bras and if you’re too small your clothes won’t look good, but if you’re too big you can’t find shirts that fit. An extra couple lbs on your chest  shit, man. WTF.

Guys have dicks. I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE ONE OR TWO OMG. You can pee anywhere the fuck you want, whip it out baby and just whizzzz. DICKSFTW.

Girls have vaginas. OMG, I can’t walk into a dark alley scared for my life without thinking someones gonna tear me apart! IT’S LIKE OPEN TERRITORY THAT’S ALWAYS IN DANGER OF RAPE.

Girls have a lot more body fat. Seriously man, it’s so hard to be in shape if you aren’t born to be skinny. Girls will always have more body fat and will always have a harder time losing weight. AND WE PRACTICALLY COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER TO LOOK GOOD.

Guys almost always have flat abs. I swear, for a dude it’s so easy to get buff. They could eat like crazy AND THEY DO. LUCKYASSSSESSS.

Girls wear makeup. Okay I hate that makeup was ever invented for girls but since it’s available basically you’re open to the opportunity to make yourself look and FEEL better! SO THAT’S WHY WE USE IT! If it was never invented then we would all have lower standards and no one could compare and there would be such a thing as natural beauty! BUT THERE ISN’T. T Artificial beauty is the way society makes it. Society forces a larger standard because of makeup. 

Guys don’t have makeup to wear. They never wore makeup to begin it, they don’t have a huge scale of standards to follow. They aren’t going to be ‘ugly’ or ‘pretty’ it would all just be natural. AND GUYS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

Girls HAVE to go shopping. I mean we just got to. WE DO. It’s in our female dna. There’s so much clothes and styles for us and there’s a bunch to choose from and omfg you just can’t. It’s in your fucking face, all the clothes and accessories. Definitely a necessity and you can’t avoid it. We go broke for style.

Guys could rock tshirts and shorts. ALL. THE. TIME. And it’s perfectly fine! You don’t even have to care man cause I personally think that’s ALL a guy needs to look good! THAT’S IT! They don’t need to do this and that and do their hair like this n that or this n that or this n that! They could throw on anything and call it a day and it’s NORMAL.

Girls have to shave. Every. Little. THING. Shave out legs, below the knee and above the knee. And girls should never have armpit hair so if you have it, SHAVE. And hairy arms on girls are just gross. SHAVE. SHAVE. SHAVE.

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infinite-mistakes:

• Periods
• Period cramps
• Sore tits
• Mood swings
• Picking out outfits for the day
• Styling hair after showering
• Having a hard time running cause of your tits
• Making sure you don’t get pregnant
• Carrying the baby
• Being called a bitch, whore, hoe for no apparent reason
• Make sure you don’t get raped
• Having pedophiles hit on you

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cecillewong:

Losing your virginity: Lose it to someone who you truly trust, or someone you completely in awe love. If not, then don’t do it or you’ll regret it.

Masturbating: Its completely normal, you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything, everyone does it. Its a great stress reliever too.

Getting over someone:

1. Cry, but only to a limit.
2. Do not stay home, if you’re home then you’ll most likely be alone. You need to go out with friends or family.
3. Do you, you were fine before that person came along. And you can learn from them, know what not to do for the next. Let you be free for your own self.

Insecurity:

1. Stop giving a fuck about what others think.
2. You have two options if you feel that low of yourself:
   
   • Either you fucking accept your flaws and be proud of them.
   • Or you change, not for the acceptance of others but because you feel good about yourself.

Chasing after someone: If you want to be with them, then show them that they’re worth it and you are too. But first, try being their friend first. But I advise you to do is tell them straight up you like them first but don’t say you want to be in a relationship right away. Try to get to know them first but as a friend, to let them you’re still going to be there as a friend but still let them be attracted to you at the same time. So what I’m basically saying is try to get to know them and let them fall for you without accidentally getting into the friendzone.

Making friends: Just be you. Don’t be friends with bitches for the wrong reasons. Just be you and people who truly accept you will befriend you.

Flirting, homewrecking, cheating: Do not homewreck someone’s relationship. You will find love in someone who will completely love you back. Don’t wreck another’s love. Cheating, if you want to cheat, then face the consequences. Just stay single if you want to flirt like crazy, don’t hurt someone because of your recklessness. If you flirt, make sure you don’t lead someone on, cause thats a bitch ass move.

Finding someone: I know its a bitch waiting, but you’ll find someone, be patient. Don’t get into a relationship because you’re lonely. Just wait and they’ll come.

Too cool for school: Trust me, you ain’t going to be all that when you flippin burgers at a fast food restaurant.

Procrastination: It’s a bitch. LOL

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